New DeWalt AR-15 Nail Gun on the Market

by Derrick James

Just when you thought home improvement projects couldn’t get any more fun, just when you thought you had seen every type of AR-15, introducing the new DeWalt AR-15 nail gun!

dewalt ar-15 nail gun

It can drive a 6-D nail threw a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a real breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair, and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids, to hold the fence boards in place. You sit back, relax, and sip a frrrrrrrrosty cold beverage. When they have the board in the place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum of reloading. Just think, after a fun day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will NEVER ask you to fix or build anything else!

Is it the best SHTF rifle? No.

Is it one of the top ten best guns for survival? No.

How Much Does the DeWalt AR-15 Gun Cost?

Well, that’s a good question. Suffice to say it would cost you a fortune, because what you are essentially asking for is a custom-made AR-15 with proprietary DeWalt name and colors. Alternatively, you could decide to build your own low-cost AR-15 and paint it yourself.

What would acquiring one cost so much money? Well, because…

The DeWalt AR-15 Nail Gun is not Real

Somebody had a good time painting their AR with DeWalt colors. Then they merged a battery pack and an AR magazine. People have been fooled by it since!

dewalt ar-15 magazine

You may have also seen the rifle pictured like this on the web:

dewalt nail gun put up fence meme

The Milwaukee AR-15 Nail Gun

If you want a REAL DeWalt nail gun, you’ll have to buy one. So, since it’s not a real nail rifle, if you absolutely must have an AR-15 nail gun, you’ll have to go with a Milwaukee…

milwaukee ar-15 nail gun
This one even comes with a scope!

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34 comments

GeologyJoe July 16, 2008 - 12:46 pm

Cool. and it doubles as a home defense weapon Lethal Weapon style. “Nailed ‘Em”

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Rushman July 16, 2008 - 3:02 pm

Too Funny Ranger Man! Keep up the great work!

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Disney Dude July 16, 2008 - 7:30 pm

Thats funny!

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Solo Survivalist July 16, 2008 - 11:43 pm

That thing really should be belt fed.

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Jennersen July 17, 2008 - 12:18 am

I agree with Solo, it should be belt fed! Too funny, surprised Nanny allows it.

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Riverwalker July 17, 2008 - 3:24 am

I’m gonna split a gut! This is too much!

RW

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Vagabond July 17, 2008 - 8:28 pm

Cool! Where can I get one!?

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Risky1 July 17, 2008 - 8:54 pm

and all those pesky stray animals will not be bothering you any more…..

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Craig July 19, 2008 - 1:48 am

Too cool…. I want one!

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AleMaker August 3, 2008 - 11:33 pm

Hot damn! I may just volunteer to do some repair work on the christian cult across the street! Down right neighborly of me, if I do say so myself.

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larry laurel October 23, 2008 - 7:52 am

please email me the prize of the nail gun!

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me May 27, 2011 - 10:54 pm

where do you get this from ? IT IS AWESOME!

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bob August 15, 2011 - 6:07 pm

I want one

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Arthur January 1, 2015 - 12:20 pm

Where can I buy one or build it. Thanks

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Steve August 23, 2015 - 9:50 pm

Where can I buy one

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Thomas Pizzurro October 13, 2015 - 9:26 pm

I would like to know where I could buy one and the price

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Rob April 6, 2016 - 4:18 am

Whats the cost of the AR15 nail gun? Thanks Rob

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Ernest Jack April 27, 2016 - 5:03 pm

WHAT IS THE COST OF THE AR15 NAIL GUN

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Cameron April 22, 2016 - 10:47 pm

Where can I get one and how much r they

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Louis Martin August 15, 2016 - 4:56 pm

Can not find it as a retail item. TOOOOOO neat??????????? need one or two or three!!! Most all my tools are DeWalt, but sure that makes no difference lol

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Gerry D. October 14, 2016 - 1:59 pm

I saw this “tool” in a comedy-outlet newspaper that comes out once a month here in South NJ. I DON’T BELIEVE THIS ITEM ACTUALLY EXISTS. It could just be a joke–and the idea of a “nail gun” driving nails through wood at 200 yards has got to be a bunch of S*** (unless it is a firearm). Don’t fall for this crap!

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Donald Larance May 23, 2018 - 3:24 am

I wanna purchase one of these ar15 nail guns how do I go about it.

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knightrider December 11, 2018 - 4:42 am

Did isn’t a DeWalt. It’s a real AR-15 made to look like a DeWalt. The man posted this as a joke 2 years ago not thinking it would go viral and people believing it’s actually a nail gun

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Johnny April 28, 2019 - 11:06 pm

How much is the ar-15

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Johnny April 28, 2019 - 11:07 pm

Like to know what is the cost for ar 15

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Thomas holt May 20, 2019 - 6:07 am

I would like to know how much

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Orlando amalave August 30, 2019 - 12:01 pm

I’m interested in this gun

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Stan abdilla September 4, 2019 - 10:10 am

Where in Australia can I get one and what’s the price

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Tool Rack May 18, 2020 - 11:36 am

Amazing gun, nice shot, and extremely funny blog. Lol!

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NEIL NUSBAUM June 15, 2020 - 12:26 am

WHERE CAN I BUY A DEWALT AR-15 NAIL GUN ?

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Derrick June 15, 2020 - 11:43 am

You can’t. It’s a joke.

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Charles Parks March 17, 2021 - 4:53 pm

Hello what is the cost.

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Milton Sanderson March 28, 2021 - 6:35 pm

Where can I purchase the dewalt ar15 nail gun?

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Ronnie Alvarez May 4, 2023 - 8:12 pm

right to bare arms we don’t need guns we got nailguns

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